You really can't make this stuff up.  From WKRC in Cincinnati, Ohio

Massillon, Ohio police arrested Donald Duck (yes that's his real name) last Saturday after he ruffled a few law enforcement feathers. 

Officers said Duck was taken into custody for drunken driving after he rammed his car into another vehicle at a pizza shop drive thru. Police said they also found marijuana inside Duck's car.
 

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